Look, this is insane.
I have rights, too, you know.
Or maybe you haven't heard of the Sixth Amendment!
The right to a speedy and public trial?
You. You're on my list,
Jim.
I got great boat shoes.
Hi.
-What's going on? -Nothing.
I got shoes for the next time Tripp and I go sailing.
And they're not just cute.
Tripp says they're actually very practical.
They have these little ridges on the bottom...
Wait, wait, wait, slow down.
Look at me.
-What happened last night? -What happened last night?
I tried to end it.
Tried, as in "you failed"?
Yeah.
But the sex was fantastic.
You had sex with him?
This is not a big deal.
What was that rule that you had about never ever having sex with clients?
Oh, yeah, "I never ever have sex with my clients."
Those are my rules. I can change them if I need to.
It's not like I don't know what I'm doing.
So your parents weren't home?
No, they were downstairs.
-And you were upstairs? -Yeah.
Look, I am still in control.
This was a one-time emergency situation.
You know what? It's very complicated.
I don't have time right now to explain to you how business works.
You don't need to explain to me how business works. I'm not an idiot.
Do you know that I have a contract?
I have fiduciary responsibilities to uphold.
From a fiduciary standpoint, would you say that you had an orgasm?
Come on! Were we talking to you?
No. Clean that mess up.
Hey, hey! Hey. Can we please discuss this someplace else?
That's okay, you guys can stay here if you want.
What are you gonna do now?
I don't know.
I'm in uncharted waters here, boys.
My mom thinks it's her dog, but I do all the work.
I mean, you don't brush an Irish setter...
-You have an Irish setter? -Yeah!
I have a yellow Lab!
I mean, he's getting kind of old,
but we should definitely get them together.
We should...
God, I'm so lucky. I mean, I'm so lucky.
I mean, look at you, and look at me.
Hey, I mean, come on, look at you.
You're smart, you're attractive,
you love the original Star Wars trilogy,
because it's all about storytelling, and myth,
before CGI ruined everything.
I mean, come on, what girl wouldn't want to be with you?
A shocking number, actually.
Well, you know what? It's their loss.
You show me a guy who loves Empire
and I will show you a guy who's not afraid of his imagination.
Like with Luke gets to the cave, and he asks Yoda what's in there,
and Yoda says...
"Only what you take with you."
But he goes in anyway, because he is not afraid of his own mind!
Walking the path of the Jedi, that's why.
That's you! You're Luke!
I gotta pee.
Didn't you just go?
Listen, listen, I'll be right back.
Just don't go anywhere, okay?
I'm not gonna go anywhere.
All right, cool.
But, really, don't go anywhere.
Hiya, Paula.
Oh, God!
Shit!
You scared the crap out of me.
What you doing? This isn't your usual place, is it?
Just, you know, just...
having lunch with a friend.
You always hold your friends' hands?
Like, then I touched... We touched hand.
I just touched his hand.
Well, my friends never touch my hands.
You've put me in a very difficult position here.
Okay, look, what do you want?
No.
It's just coffee. You don't have to marry him.
First of all, that's the geeky computer guy.
It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom,
but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.
No, I don't think that I did that.
Okay, I didn't have a choice.
He was going to tell Tripp
and you were the only bargaining chip that I had.
You should take that as a compliment.
He's a troll.
He's not a troll. He's... He's...
He's endearing, and quirky.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
I'm coming!
Damn it.
I hope you like fish.
So how does Paula do it, anyway?
It seems like it would be hard on her.
Does she ever get it confused with her real life?
What makes you think she has a real life?
It's just kind of a weird job.
I mean, how does one get into that field?
A couple of years ago, she fell for a guy
who wouldn't move out of his parents' house.
I don't know, I guess because she couldn't fix him,
she has to fix all the other losers out there.
No offense.
None taken.
Listen, if you want to go, that's okay.
I'm sorry I slammed the door on your face.
I don't sleep much.
Really?
Me, either.
Just have too much stuff going on in my head. Is that the same thing?
No, no.
No. No. I want to sleep,
but I can't, because there's a bird outside my window
and all night long it chirps, and it chirps, and it chirps,
and it's annoying, and I can't get it to shut up!
I have a BB gun.
Go, Omaha!
Yeah.
Say, did you get my message today?
No. You know what, I had my phone turned off.
I was having lunch with a girlfriend.
My teacher, Miss Kramer, has a girlfriend.
Oh! That's nice.
She's a lesbian.
Well, don't act all cool about it!
You're jealous 'cause you like her.
You're the one who was always staring at her shirt.
He's lying.
I don't hear anything.
He'll come.
He always comes.
How many times did you pump it?
-Twice. -Good.
'Cause we don't want to kill it, just sting it so it flies away.
Yeah.
So, is Kit short for Katherine?
Yes. Is Ace short for
Ace-a-rooney?
No, it's a nickname.
What, are you really good at cards or something?
Until I was 10, I had an undescended testicle.
Wait!
There you are.
Say good night, birdie.
I got him!
You pumped it more than twice, didn't you?
Oh, my God! God, why'd you make me do that?
-Clear the table! -Oh, God!
-Oh, my God! Is he okay? -I don't know.
-Where's he hit? -I don't know!
-Is he dead? -I...
Oh, no!
Look! Look! The BB.
Well, maybe it's just stunned. Do you know CPR?
-Well, yeah, but... -Do it!
-It's a bird! -Do it!
Okay. Check vitals. Where's the pulse?
-Gently. -Open the airway.
-Don't hurt him! -I'm not hurting him!
God!
Okay. Be careful with him.
-He's little. -I don't know.
Oh, my God, it's not working! He's going!
Do something! We're losing him!
Not on my watch!
One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand.
Walk away from the light, little buddy!
One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand!
Please, God!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! He's alive!
What the...
I'm hungry.
Captain, you just had nachos, two hot dogs, and a bag of peanuts.
I didn't have ice cream.
My bad.
Fine. Can I have a fruit bar?
Now you're getting good.
That's good. A negotiator here. All right.
Hey, wait for me.
Let's check with Miss Paula, see if she needs anything.
Maybe a Royal's Number One foam finger.
Don't come back without a foam finger.
You got it.
Tripp and Jeffrey are very cute together, aren't they?
-Yeah. Listen, while we have a minute, -Yeah?
...I really want to talk to you about the whole
dating-my-best-friend-for-money thing.
-What? -So, this must be the date
where you show that you share the guy's intense passion for something
that, really, you don't have the slightest interest in.
Okay, look, I don't know what you heard, but...
Ace told me everything.
Don't worry, I haven't ratted you out.
Truth is, I support your overall goal.
But if you really want to help him, and I think you do,
you have to have all the facts.
Starting with the fact that Jeffrey's not Tripp's nephew.
You ever heard of Amy?
Amy is... He's Amy's son.
Amy is Tripp's first love, and she died six years ago.
He never told you that, did he?
Oh, my God!
I am the worst person in the world.
Oh, hey, you're home. Great.
I have to break up with Tripp. I'm terminating my contract, and...
I can't do it.
What happened in here?
Nothing. I tripped.
Go on with your story.
Oh. Well,
Tripp was engaged.
-Okay. -And you know Jeffrey, his nephew?
He's not his nephew. He's not related to him at all.
Jeffrey is a boy whose mother was gonna marry Tripp,
and she died.
That's so sad.
God, I know.
Who gives a shit?
I beg your pardon?
Seriously. I've never heard you talk this way about a client before.
I don't know why you're whining about this one.
Because...
He's been through an actual tragedy!
This is about Tripp not being an appropriate client.
It's an ethical problem.
Who's that?
What?
In...
Oh! In...
That's Phillip.
Who's Phillip?
Phillip's...
I... Oh!
Hi, ladies.
Did I say that you could come out?
Well, well, well, well, well.
He's nice.
That's nice.
Look, I don't see why it's so complicated.
You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.
I gotta tell you something.
I told Paula about Amy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What...
Why?
You were never going to.
You never even say her name.
Amy was his ex-fiancée. She died about six years ago.
To lose love is greatest pain of all.
That's right.
It's okay to cry. We'll turn around.
I'm fine, guys.
Dude.
You had no right to do that, man. That's my life.
You're right, you're right. And, normally...
I believe everybody needs to walk their own path,
but just you're not walking yours. Okay?
You're sitting near the path, on a rock.
This was the only thing I could do, given the circumstances.
Circumstances?
Brings up the other thing I gotta tell you.
I feel a little bit bad because I kind of implied to Paula
that I wouldn't say anything, but...
Deception's a poison. It's like margarine.
I can't have that in my body.
God damn it, Demo, get to the point. Come on.
Your parents hired Paula to date you so that you'd move out of their house.
Bullshit. What are you talking about?
They're paying her to be your girlfriend.
-Paula? -Yeah.
But she's a professional interventionist. It's her job.
You know?
You're telling me it's not real?
No. No, it's real! It's very real!
Okay, you're upset right now.
I want to encourage you to see past that bottomless sense of betrayal.
Focus on the future, okay?
'Cause I think you guys could work things out.
I mean it. I think you crazy kids have a shot.
So you came home and he was cooking?
Yeah.
Strange.
-Hey, you know what? -What?
-Smells good. -I know!
Can you get that?
Hi. I didn't know that you guys were gonna be here.
Listen, we didn't, either. Come on in.
Okay. Thank you.
Tripp's in the kitchen.
That does, too.
All right!
Tripp?
Hey, there's my girl. Come here, you.
Hey, what's going on?
Got a little family dinner.
All the people that I care about the most
together in one room. Good times.
Hey.
Listen, can we talk?
Absolutely. There's gonna be plenty of time to talk over dinner.
But right now, I'm cooking.
Mom, Pop, you want some more vino?
That's good, that's good.
Oh, just a little bit more for the y-o-u, babe.
Tripp, I don't know what to say.
Oh, Mom, will you knock that talk off?
I made this beautiful dinner tonight
to say thank you to the people that I love the most.
All of you.
I'm truly blessed.
Mom. Pop. Sweetie.
-That's good, Son. -Cheers.
Dig in!
Hang on. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm too excited.
I have an announcement to make here.
Okay.
Paula,
the last couple of weeks
that I've spent with you have been
amazing,
surprising,
joyful,
surprising.
I can honestly say that, because of you,
I've experienced emotions that I didn't even know I had.
So call me crazy,
but I think
we should move in together.
That's my boy!
You okay, baby? Want some water?
Thank you.
That's wonderful news.
I am so proud of you, Son.
Right? And the thing is, Mom, Dad,
I've lived upstairs since I was three, and it's been great.
All right? You two are the best parents that a boy could ever ask for.
I mean, I can only hope that I'm going to be able to give my kids,
our kids,
half of the love, the respect,
the understanding, the support,
that you two have given me.
I guess what I'm saying is, it is time for Tripp
to spread his wings.
Wow.
Well...
Well, this is very unexpected.
So here's the plan, all right?
We're going to blow out the east wall of my bedroom,
enlarge the bathroom,
and basically turn the entire upstairs into a secondary master suite
so there's room for the both of us,
and the both of you,
under the same roof.
What do you say?
I'm not understanding. You want Paula to move in here?
Yes! It's the perfect solution.
Mom, Dad, you like her. Paula, you like them.
We're all gonna be right here together under one roof, a big happy family.
I'm telling you, I'm getting really excited about this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait just a second.
Take a deep breath here and...
Tripp, Tripp, I just think that we should probably talk about this.
Just 'cause it's a big idea, and...
Honey, I've given this a lot of thought, all right? It'll work!
And the best part about it is, Mom, Dad,
you won't have to keep paying Paula to be my girlfriend.
What, did I say something wrong? Come on.
You're all getting what you wanted.
Paula, you don't have to pretend to like me anymore.
And, Mom, Dad, you wanted me out of the house.
I'm out.
Tripp, wait! Tripp!
Tripp!
I don't want to hear it.
Come on, Tripp.
Please, you don't understand.
You're right. Now hold on.
I don't know what your daily rate is,
but that's everything I've got in my wallet. There's $300.
Oh, come on, Tripp!
Which should be good for tonight, especially since we didn't have sex.
Please, Tripp, let me just explain to you.
Get the fuck out of my car.
Oh, God.
So your parents gave her money.
My grandparents give my baby-sitter money
and I still like her.
Well, good for you, Captain. Hey, can we talk about something else?
Fine. The 32 is nice.
But I think I see myself more in a 37.
What do you think?
Don't buy a boat, dude.
I love...boats.
No, you don't love boats.
You love the idea of a boat.
But the reality is,
they're just a drain on your time, your wallet, and your emotions.
And in the end, she will break your heart.
You see, because no matter how much you care for her,
she's got no feelings for you.
I mean, look at her, she's a boat. She's wood.
So forget buying a boat. You want to feel pain?
You're better off slamming your hand in a car door.
You see, that's the stuff that screams, "I live with my mother."
-What? -I mean it.
I'm telling you as a friend.
You bring that weak stuff to the playground,
you won't last 10 minutes.
Thank you very much for giving me a few minutes of your time.
-Why don't you sit down? -No, no, no, thank you.
No, I just want to give you this.
-What is it? -It's your money.
I'm returning it. I know it doesn't fix anything.
I know that nothing can,
but given the circumstances, I don't feel good keeping it, so...
Really, please take it.
Okay.
What?
This has never happened before. I want you to know that.
He seemed like an open-and-shut case.
I guess I was overly confident.
I don't know. And he...
He won't return any of my phone calls, and I...
I keep replaying it over and over in my mind. I just...
I don't know where I...
You're in love with our son.
Hey, come on, we're gonna go rock climbing. Get in the car.
No.
You've been moping around here for two weeks.
Come on, get in.
Nah.
Tripp! Come on, it's unlocked.
It wants you to get in. Come on. Get in the car, Tripp.
Isn't this great, guys?
How you doing up there, Tripp?
-You feeling it? -Yeah, baby.
This is a nice rock.
-Aren't you glad we came? -Yeah.
Doing good. This is having fun. Aren't we?
You guys want any carrots?
Tripp, you should call Paula.
-She wants to see you. -That's enough, Demo!
A little slack, Ace!
Here you go.
Belay on.
You know, she's hurting, too.
She's miserable, Tripp.
Let it go, guys.
Ace!
My bad.
I once knew a specialist used to send some of his patients to me.
All they needed was a little push.
Look, Paula, this has to stop.
You don't sleep,
and the only thing I've seen you eat in the last three days
is a bag of Mint Milanos.
Well, don't worry about me.
I'll be gone in a couple of weeks.
What? Where are you going?
I'm moving back to Colorado.
What are you gonna do in Colorado?
-I haven't figured it out. -Well, that's stupid.
I mean, what are you gonna do until you figure it out?
Move in with your parents?
Oh. That's so wrong.
Don't judge me, okay? I mean, you, of all people?
Pretty funny.
You know what? I'm the one who's in a real relationship!
You're the one who lies for a living!
You think you're so smart, but you don't know anything!
Did you really think you'd never get caught?
You could've been happy but you blew it.
Now you try to act like it's everyone else's fault,
but it's all you.
And now you think Colorado's the answer?
You know, Kit, just because you finally convinced a guy
to sleep with you more than once
doesn't make you an expert on relationships.
-Tripp! -Tripp!
Come on up, buddy.
-Tripp! -Tripp?
Hey! Hey, buddy!
Come up. There you are.
-Is he... -Hey.
Hey, guys.
You were bitten by a chuckwalla.
That shouldn't have happened. It's a reptile of peace.
I have a theory.
This isn't the first time that nature's lashed out at you like this.
I believe it's because your life
is fundamentally at odds with the natural world.
-Huh? -Therefore, nature rejects you.
You're insane.
Can I have some water?
-Yeah. -Right here.
-Here we go. -Okay, okay, easy.
Look, I've been all over the world.
You're the only human to my knowledge who's been bitten by a dolphin,
a chipmunk, and a vegetarian lizard in the same calendar year.
And you haven't been a very good friend, either.
Do you realize that not once have you asked me
about my relationship with Kit?
Dude, did you just drop me from a 40-foot cliff?
I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man,
you went behind my back,
and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend.
He's right.
-I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff. -It's okay.
Granted, he used you, but not out of malice.
Look at him. How many chances is he gonna get?
He saw a chance for love, Tripp, and he took it.
Which is exactly what we wanted for you.
Am I getting advice
from my two loser buddies who still live at home?
Actually, I own my home.
-What? -No, you don't.
I bought it a couple of years ago from my mom.
That way, she has a place to live
and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax.
-Smart. -Wow.
And Demo, here, has chosen the life of a wanderer.
I mean, sure, he technically still lives at home.
-Yeah. -But his permanent address
is in his heart.
He's a bum.
I think what we're trying to say is that the two of us are happy
and we're perfectly functional.
And you, Tripp, are not.
Mom?
Pop?
Yeah, baby!
Hey, Pop.
Hey! Tripp. What are you doing here?
Just came by to get some stuff. What are you doing?
Feeding my fish.
Yeah. I see that.
You're naked. In my room.
Well, this is my Naked Room.
I mean, it's my house.
A man ought to be able to do whatever he wants to do in his own house.
Wore a suit for 40 years.
-So now we got 40 years of... -No suit.
No suit.
All right.
I'm gonna let you get back to feeding your fish.
Thanks for stopping by.
Hey, Pop? Seriously, man, was it that bad having me around?
Don't be an idiot, Son. Your mom and I love you.
Then why didn't you just say something?
All you had to do was tell me.
You needed time after Amy had passed away, Tripp.
And who knows how much time is right?
Is it two years? Is it six years?
Then I ran into Bud and Bev Nestor, and they'd worked with Paula.
And their son is really happy now.
Lives in Seattle, I think. Married an Indian girl.
Anyway, it just seemed easier.
Easier.
All right.
Hey, man,
I gotta say, I like what you've done with the place.
Yeah, I like it. I love you, Son.
I love you, too. Shake on it.
Why don't you get back to scaring those fish, buddy? Huh?
All right.
Come back anytime, Son.
Come here. Bucket. Bucket.
-Hey, Mom. -Tripp.
You see what's going on upstairs?
Pop's naked, in his Naked Room.
I know. He's always wanted one.
He tried to take over the dining room
until I convinced him that the first floor was problematic.
-You okay? -Yeah.
Just came by to pick up some clothes.
I'm sorry.
It was a lousy thing to do.
You know, when we first met Paula,
when we hired her, I...
I didn't want you to go.
For years, I've been dreading the day you'd leave
and I always thought it was 'cause I'd miss you so much.
Then I realized that that was only part of it.
I didn't want you to leave because
being alone with your father freaks the living shit out of me.
-What? -I'm terrified, Tripp!
And it's not just about the Naked Room.
Since your father retired, I just...
I'm used to having you here.
Like a buffer, you know? Somebody to talk to
when your father's all moody and sullen, and...
Now I'm...
We're just gonna have to get to know each other all over again.
And...
What?
What if he doesn't like me?
Hey.
You still love him, right?
Against all odds.
Then you'll figure it out.
Come here.
Hey.
You're gonna miss me.
That's true.
I called you all here together because obviously we have a situation.
I know we all feel some responsibility, but this isn't about blame,
it's about finding a solution.
Two people we love are hurting.
So let's put on our thinking caps.
Man, this shirt feels like it weighs 100 pounds.
Albert!
Okay, how about this?
We send flowers to Paula from Tripp,
and flowers to Tripp from Paula.
-Then what? -Then they love each other.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Because of the flowers!
Thank you, Phillip.
Now, let's all try to come up with a plan that's not so idiotic.
Hey.
Listen,
I went through all the CDs, but if you end up with some of mine
or I end up with some of yours,
let's just call it even, okay?
Okay, sure.
Okay.
I hate this.
I know. I do, too.
So...
So let's just get it over with, then.
Okay, look, I know I'm a girl
and I'm supposed to be better at this emotional crap
but I'm not, so I'm just gonna say it.
I'm sorry that I pointed out to you that you fell in love with a client
and that made you go crazy and turn into a total bitch.
Wow.
That must've been really hard for you to say.
I thought it was going to be, but I just kind of breezed right through it.
Well, thanks.
And I'm sorry that I pointed out
that you haven't had a real relationship for the last five years
because I'm the only person who can tolerate
your bizarre and violent mood swings.
Oh, thank you!
Goodbye.
I'm gonna miss you.
Yeah, I'm going to miss you, too.
Can I at least give you a ride to the airport?
Sure.
On the way, let's stop at Phillip's,
so I can give you back that sweater of yours that you lost.
Wow! This is fantastic!
-Yeah, it's pretty great. -Wow.
At this point, we're just waiting for his mom to kick it
so we can move upstairs.
That is a lovely sentiment.
Go, go, go, go!
Hey!
Kit! What are you...
Oh, hi, fellas.
-Look in the closet. -Hey, just look
-Yeah. -...right in the closet.
Why?
-Huh? -Go, go, go, go, go!
Wait! What are you guys doing?
Sorry. I tried to do it fast so it wouldn't hurt.
You were concerned about hurting me?
That's a refreshing change of pace.
Listen, I say there's no downside. They already hate each other.
I wonder how they're doing.
Whoa, whoa, hold on just a second.
Let's check, shall we?
Okay, watch this.
Is this how it's gonna be? 'Cause your note says,
"Hi, we need to talk."
Yeah, I wrote that.
Right after I tied myself to the chair and covered my mouth with duct tape.
-So you don't want to talk. -To you?
I'll pass.
I can't see her face. Do you have any other angles?
Of course I have angles. Check it out.
I installed 27 cameras that cover every inch of the apartment.
-Were these up last night? -Yeah.
No.
I helped tie the knots.
The one on his feet is called an Anchor Hitch.
I could get out of those ropes.
You can't get out of your barbecue apron.
This is ridiculous, not to mention juvenile.
We can't just sit here and not say anything.
All right, fine. I'll start.
I think you're being a jackass.
I think those pants make you look fat, but in a sexy...
-I don't get it. -I told you this was a stupid idea.
Hey.
We should have done the flowers.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! She's going to say something.
Tripp, I apologize.
My job was manipulative and deceitful.
But the second that I found out about Amy, I was gonna end it.
But I never got the chance, because you found out first.
Sorry. Sorry.
Apology accepted.
Thank you.
Come on. You don't want to say anything?
-You know, I do have a question. -Absolutely. Anything.
How many others were there? Before me.
I'm just asking, 'cause, you know, maybe we could all get together.
You know, form a support group.
And if there already is a group, I'm curious,
is it a small group, like a basketball team?
Or is it a big group,
like the Chinese?
Wow. Somebody's a little cranky today.
Tripp, your mother was still making you pancakes for breakfast.
And it's not as if I waltzed into your life unbidden.
Your parents called me.
Your life was in an extended stall pattern.
I wish I could talk to guys like that.
Well, it's easier when the guy is tied up.
No, I've talked to guys tied up before.
You want to talk about my life? What about your life?
Hey, but maybe I shouldn't judge.
I'm sure there's some reason that you turned out to be a soul-sucking,
Labrador-retriever-killing harpy.
I don't get it. How does the dog fit into it?
-Good question. -Can you turn it up?
Well, they're laptop speakers, so...
Unless...
I was doing fine before you showed up.
All right? I was having fun.
Oh, and I just ruined everything!
So is that why you tried to break up with me?
Or actually, you didn't. You just trotted out your parents
so that I would have to break up with you.
-Oh, snap! -That got his attention!
That's right, you call her on her shit, she's gonna call you on yours!
What are you going to do, baby? Are you gonna cry?
Sorry.
Why would you do that?
Because
you gave me "the look."
-Not "the look." -Why are you bringing up "the look"?
What's "the look"?
The look that says, "Hey, I like you."
Oh, wow.
That must've been horrible for you.
Do I do "the look"?
Well, yeah.
Well, no.
I never meant to hurt you.
I believe that. But what do I know about you?
I mean, the entire amount of time we spent together was just a big scam.
I found a woman I cared about, and she turned out to be a total fraud.
Do you have real feelings?
Of course I have real feelings.
-For what? -For you!
And believe me, I did not want that,
because I had a good life before you.
Well, not good, but it was okay.
Well, it was empty, actually,
but at least I was blissfully unaware of how miserable I was!
Whereas now, because of you,
I am acutely aware
of how completely and totally unhappy I am!
Thank you for that.
I don't usually like reality TV shows, but this is so emotional.
Are you crying?
Come on, Tripp.
He's moving.
He's rolling. Here we go.
He's making a move! All right!
He's moving his feet! He's rolling!
-Go! Go! -Go!
Oh, my God! He could
-go all the way! -Go all the way!
Don't do all the work, Son! Make her meet you half way!
So what do we do now?
Actually, it's quite simple.
You just have to decide.
Do you want to spend the rest of your life having fun?
Or do you want to spend it with me?
Shut up. Not everything you say is perfect.
We can have a little bit of fun, can't we?
Right on, man!
All right!
Yeah!
Hallelujah!
Show's over. You don't need to see that.
Come on, let's you and I go outside, huh?
Play some football. I'll show you how to throw it deep.
After, I'll show you how to ice your shoulder down.
Give you a hand?
You just take it easy. I got everything under control.
Hey, what's the champagne about?
It's Thursday.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Cheers.
All right, Captain, where are we heading?
There's a lighthouse! Can we go over there?
Sure. You're driving.
Tripp! Jibe ho! God, I said it late!
I'm sorry!
-Tripp! -What happened to "jibe ho"?
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Yeah. Just got the wind knocked out of me.
Maybe a collapsed lung, a bruised sternum.
Other than that, I'll survive.
I'm going to get you a flotation device, okay?
Yeah.
Stay right there.
That's a good idea.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
No biting! No biting. No bite, no bite. No, no, no, no...
Good boy.
Come here, you.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's it. Okay.
Here! I...
Oh, my God!
Yeah.
That's amazing.
What do you say, big man, huh?
Hey, still need this?
No, I'm good.
I'm real good.
Okay.
Honey, it's an Eastern Wood-Pewee.
Eastern Wood-Pewee?
You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian goose.
I'll give you a Canadian goose.
Look!
He's so tame.
Yeah. See, once we accept the fact that we're not separate from nature,
she welcomes us. And it's not with fear.
Right? Who do you love?
Hit the road, Tripp
-And don't you come back -And don't you come back
-...no more, no more, no more, no more -...no more, no more, no more, no more
-Hit the road, Tripp -Hit the road, Tripp
-And don't you come back no more -And don't you come back no more
What'd I say?